Let me start at the beginning.
Yesterday, Roxann had a Doctor's appointment. It lasted half of the day and she also had a second appt in the afternoon. I took time off work for this. Roxy then called me today, just after I had arranged to get off a few minutes early to go and see a dentist. She told me that she had yet another appt at 3:15. No problem. I asked for that time off also. Then a few minutes later I get THE phone call.
If you have never recieved THE phone call, you are really missing out. There is usually screaming or crying of some sort going on in the background and someone is either hurt or Roxann is at the end of her rope. When you answer THE phone call, you usually have to listen carefully through the screaming in the background to cypher what you are being told by your spouse. And the call is never happy, cheerful or full of good news. It's usually something catastrophic and will usually end in tears.
Well I got THE phone call.
"CAITLYN CUT HER HEAD OPEN AND SHE IS BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! Come home."

Didn't we just do this?!?! I think we did. (here)
She is like that Stone Sour song "scars". You know... (sing it with me if you know the tune)
♫"Yeah, Cause I am made of scaaaaaaaaaars♫
♫Yes, I am made of scar-ar-arars"♫
♫Yes, I am made of scar-ar-arars"♫
But I think that she is doing it to get attention... maybe. For those of you keeping count, however, that's Caitlyn with 3 sets of stitches in the last year.
The score today was...
Futon - 1, Caitlyn - 0
2 comments:
Oh poor thing! And the way you tell the story makes it even better! Hope she heals quickly.
It's not funny that Caitlyn got hurt, but so funny that everyone has had THE phone call! Hopefully she feels better soon!
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